By Wale Ojo – Lanre
What has he done?
Just slapping a Policeman?
Is that a great deal?
Ordinary slap?
Is that why we are all making noise ?
Rubbish!
Don’t you know him?
Don’t you?
He is the son of Abami Eda
One of the greatest musicians that ever walked in this firmament
God bless him
He too is a god-star
Who is hailed all over the world
An intercontinental star
The boy whose music has conquered the world
Great guy!
And it is this global legend
That an ordinary policeman
was talking to!
Foolish policeman
Talking to a world-renowned music idol
That policeman deserves more than a whirlwind slap.
Yes.
So he does not know that
Such a star is above the law?
He fails to realise that he should have knelt to talk to the god of Afro-music – the great scion of Fela.
The son who is so bold enough to do what his father could not attempt in his lifetime
The policeman should just thank God
Thank his star
Thank the spirit of his mother
That the great son of Fela
The ruler of the Kalakuta Republic
Was in a good mood
That
Seun was so magnanimous with him,
if not, he should have shoved off his
Occiput
instead of that whirlwind
Slap.
But excuse me Sir and ma
What kind of behavioural pattern do you expect from a boy who daily soaks his head in hemp?
Do you expect him to be normal?
Yeye boy!
Stupid idiot
Igbo ti fo ni ifun
He should learn his lessons
He slapped Nigeria
Nigeria should slap him back
Crude Nonsense.
Rubbish.