N450,000 Alert: Still Don’t Know How To Overcome This
I received an alert of 450,000 (four hundred and fifty thousand) this past Friday from an anonymous.
I quickly ran to my bank and withdrew all the money , not even sparing a Kobo. I also closed my account with the bank and broke my SIM so that nobody would call me to refund the money. Finally, God has sent me a miracle.
I went to a near by bar to chill with two bottles of beer and Shawarma and think of what to do with the money. I transferred 40k to my ex to let her know that I’ve been doing very fine since she dumped me. Called some friends of mine and we drank and ate and all bills was on me.
Lodged at an hotel with some sweet girls and enjoyed premium pússy all weekend. It was a heavenly weekend for me mehn!
I really enjoyed my life. The only sum left of the money now was just 30k.
This Sunday morning, I resumed work . I was in my office when the company’s accountant came to me and said: ” Mr. Jovy …. Good morning, you’ve been unreachable all weekend . Hope all is fine.
Me: Of course, I’ve been through a lot of goodies all weekend.
Accountant: Alright, I just want to let you know that we have transferred your next three months salaries to your account through the company’s new account, so until the end of the next three months, nobody is getting paid. Due to some issues, we’ve decided to make it this way…
I almost had a heart attack . My eyes started turning me on the spot.
Me: So you mean to tell me that the 450,000 I received on Friday was my April,May and June salaries?
Ah!!!
Please, what month are we in at the moment?! My chest!
Credit: Insidearewa