My mum is Wicked!
My mum is Wicked!
My mum is Wicked!
Did you do this?
My mum is Wicked!
This is one of those brands of punishments that my mama, Iya Wale whom I called by her Catholic baptismal name Lucia forced me to go through when we left Osogbo for Usi.
She was wicked and she was telling me then that a wicked action deserved a wicked punishment
Then, what were those acts? These little acts you think we should do and which a good mum should overlook?
Never, Lucia will not but would be saying ‘oju aye mi ko lo se ma yan Oloriburuku ‘. Not in my lifetime will you be an irresponsible or good-for-nothing human being.
The two things conceivable that I am sure I never did was stealing and rape. I cannot steal.
I cannot and will not rape.
I will never steal.
I am not greedy.
They said I was too troublesome, too restless , too aggressive , too sharp and too engaged. And lo, if I fumbled 10 times in a day, Lucia would beat me 10 times.
No mercy. It was terrible. I just remember that this is one of those punishment styles which Lucia served me.
But do you think my mother is a Wicked woman?
Did you experience this also?
My friend I tried it just now I realized it was not easy!
Those days abi?
Happy new week
@September 4 -2016